by Neil Simon
Directed by Windie Wilson
Runs: Jun 2 - 18, 2017
- Sunday, Apr 2, 5:00-7:30 pm
- Sunday, Apr 9, 5:00-7:30 pm
Ten Characters – 3 men, 2 women, and 5 men or women
- Leon Tolchinsky – mid 20s – early 30s, very exuberant about his first "bona-fide, professional appointment as a full-time schoolmaster"
- Sophia Zubritsky - late teens - 20ish – Leon's beautiful student and romantic interest, but very Stupid
- Dr. Zubritsky –Sophia's Father
- Lenya Zubritsky – Sophia's Mother
- Count Gregor Yousekevitch – the village villain who wants to marry Sophia
- Snetsky, Magistrate, Slovitch, Mishkin, and Yenchna - townspeople; can be varying ages; male or female
- A current headshot and resume are helpful but not required.
- A monologue is not required; auditions will be cold readings from the script.
- Bring a detailed list of conflicts for April-June.
Leon Tolchinsky is ecstatic. He's landed a terrific teaching job in an idyllic Russian hamlet. When he arrives he finds people sweeping dust from the stoops back into their houses and people milking upside down to get more cream.
The town has been cursed with Chronic Stupidity for 200 years and Leon's job is to break the curse. No one tells him that if he stays over 24 hours and fails to break the curse, he too becomes Stupid. But, he has fallen in love with a girl so Stupid that she has only recently learned how to sit down.
"The brightest, freshest, funniest, wittiest, warmest and happiest to do on Broadway in many a day."